How To Hang Like a Hipster

Traveling into Williamsburg

All aboard the “L”

Are hipster teens in skinny jeans

Their vintage Converse are telltale

Indulging creative aspirations

Bret plays in a rock ‘n’ roll folk band

They just scored their first gig last night

Mel makes art with her feet and hands

If you hope to catch glimpse of them

No snooty wine bars for this crew

They play pinball in beer gardens

While chugging mugs of local brews

They buy organic at green markets

Attend prestigious schools

And pay rent with Daddy’s money

‘Cause real jobs are so old school

I’ll offer this bit of advice to you

If you’re looking to make the hipster cut

Don’t wash your hair or shave your face

Instead grow some scruff and a small gut

~kfu